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Open Letter To Senator Dianne Feinstein PDF Print E-mail
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Submitted by Bill Taxpayer   
Wednesday, 16 August 2006
Dear Senator Feinstein,                         08-15-2006 As a Californian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance.  I have contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming an Illegal alien and they referred me to you. My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by your Senate, in which you voted in favor of. If my understanding of this bill's provisions are accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one, and I am anxious to get this process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year, so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications and most likely get a scholarship to the University and save me a fortune.  Also, as you know, healthcare benefits are costly. My insurance alone costs me over $ 1,000.00 per month, and that’s if no one even uses it. As soon as my legal status changes, my hospital bills will be sent to the taxpayers, and this will save me a lot of money as well. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become an illegal citizen and copies of the necessary forms,I would be most appreciative.  Thank you for your assistance in helping me with this important transition. Your Loyal Constituent, 

Bill

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written by Tux on August 17, 2006

Bill, what a great article. Please submit often, and get the word out to your friends. We are building a readership, amd every person counts. Tux

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