Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words upon his tomb,
Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) plus sales tax on the tax
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Personal Property Tax
Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State
Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and
Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License
Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well
Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the heck happened? ?Can you spell "politicians!"
And I still have to "press 1" for English.
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times

Comments (1)

Your The Man Bill Taxpayer written by Porgy on August 7, 2007 Great post on taxes Bill Taxpayer. Now I understand why I am broke all the time. Porgy

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