Introducing:

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP, which is  to be implanted in terrorists .  The implant is specifically designed to be installed in their foreheads. When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to Allah  instantly.                                             

OH ALAH, IT IS VERY HOT HERE

 
 
It Comes in various sizes:

FEEL THE LOVE

 The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size. 

The implant may contain some information or precious metals: 

EVEN THE LITTLE ONE WORKS

 
 


The implant may or may not be painless. Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site. 

CALL YOUR DOCTOR IF RIGAMORTIS LASTS MORE THAN FOUR HOURS

                                                         
 

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
 
Best regards,                   U. S. Armed Service   

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