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Submitted by Bill Taxpayer   
Sunday, 07 September 2008

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

 

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

 

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

 

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

 

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

 

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

 

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

 

Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it

 

NOTE: PLEASE READ A DEMOCRAT'S RESPONSE TO THIS ARTICLE BY CLICKING ON "READ MORE", OR BY CLICKING ON COMMENTS AT THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF YOUR SCREEN.

 




 

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written by Tux on September 18, 2008

Jesus Christ Bill, haven't you had enough with the Republican deregulation, and how it has destroyed our economy? You Republicans are bound and determined to do it your way, or else. The problem is that "Or Else" is now happening. This is going to be the worst financial crash in the last 100 years, so I guess that includes the Great Depression, and it happened under YOUR beloved Republican watch. What a fricking fool President Bush has been, and John McCain will carry on the same policies. Do you have a suicide wish? Tux

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